Quotes - Humorous and Misc.

• Money Talks ... but all mine ever says is Goodbye!
• I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
• Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
• Never move through life faster than your guardian angels can keep up with.
• I just want what I want when I want it!
• What if "the hokey pokey" is REALLY what it's all about?
• The nice part of living in a small town is that when I don't know what I'm doing, someone else does.
• Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. –Albert Einstein
• I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
• The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him
• Sail away with me
• The person rowing the boat seldom has time to rock it.
• If there is no wind…row!
• Life’s a Beach
• Life’s better at the beach
• If you’re lucky enough to be at the beach, you’re lucky enough
• If you’re lucky enough to be in the mountains, you’re lucky enough
• “Living is not enough,” said the butterfly. “One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower.”
• Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?